You know that depressing feeling after you wake up from an amazing dream or when you're leaving the theater after watching a great fantasy/sci-fi film? Yeah, I'm a guy who feels that 24/7. I have a general dislike for reality. Sucker Punch lied. I tried exotic dancing to see if it would teleport me to an alternate reality. It didn't work. There's so much things about mundane existence (especially in today's modern society) that irritate me. I'm not a hipster, but I do relate to them on many levels. I'm a movie freak, art lover, aspiring animator, graphic designer/artist and writer, meme photo maker, movie visual nitpicker, graphic design commentator and astronomy lover. Here I get to rant and rave about what I love and what I hate.



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15th July 2014

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Another Facebook pet peeve of mine…

Another Facebook pet peeve of mine…

Tagged: pet peeveidk whyjackie chan faceconfusedwhy i hate facebookwhyscreenshotfailfacebookfacebook screenshot

10th July 2014

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This summer’s been a busy one so far, but i’ve managed to finally get this poster done.
Fili, Kili and The Chocolate Factory
Genre: Humor/Adventure/Crack/Parody
Rating: T for some crude teen humor
Characters: Fili, Kili, Bilbo (clones), a whole bunch of OC parodies.
Wordcount: about 28,000
Synopsis: A parody of Roald Dahl’s novel (as well as both films). Set in a modern AU, Woody Wanker, the mysterious elf who owns Wanker Candies is allowing 5 kids to tour his factory with he himself as their guide. Kili (who is still a minor by dwarf standards) has stolen found a ticket and brings along Fili to accompany him. Shenanigans and chaos ensues as all that could go wrong, goes wrong and dark secrets about the factory are pulled into the light involving hundreds and hundreds of cloned Bilbos. Will Fili survive trying to keep his younger bro out of trouble? Or will he fall to the same curiosity and mischief as well?
I’m plan to start posting in August. I’m SURE the trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies should be out by then.

This summer’s been a busy one so far, but i’ve managed to finally get this poster done.

Fili, Kili and The Chocolate Factory

Genre: Humor/Adventure/Crack/Parody

Rating: T for some crude teen humor

Characters: Fili, Kili, Bilbo (clones), a whole bunch of OC parodies.

Wordcount: about 28,000

Synopsis: A parody of Roald Dahl’s novel (as well as both films). Set in a modern AU, Woody Wanker, the mysterious elf who owns Wanker Candies is allowing 5 kids to tour his factory with he himself as their guide. Kili (who is still a minor by dwarf standards) has stolen found a ticket and brings along Fili to accompany him. Shenanigans and chaos ensues as all that could go wrong, goes wrong and dark secrets about the factory are pulled into the light involving hundreds and hundreds of cloned Bilbos. Will Fili survive trying to keep his younger bro out of trouble? Or will he fall to the same curiosity and mischief as well?

I’m plan to start posting in August. I’m SURE the trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies should be out by then.

Tagged: The Hobbit: An Unexpected JourneyThe Hobbit: The Desolation of SmaugThe Hobbit: The Battle of the Five ArmiesThe Hobbitbilbo bagginsbilbofilikiliDean O'GormanAidan TurnerMartin FreemanfanfictionRoald DahlCharlie and the Chocolate FactoryparodyWilly WonkaJ.R.R. Tolkienchocolatecandydwarvescrackstoner comedyfan artFanartdurin

9th July 2014

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Bipolar Arwen…

Bipolar Arwen…

Tagged: arwenarwen undomiellord of the ringselvesfigwitlindirbret mckenzieliv tylerlady arwenangrybipolarrivendell

2nd July 2014

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They just keep getting bigger…

They just keep getting bigger…

Tagged: tornadotornadoestwistertwisterstwister (1996)into the stormhollywoodmovieswedge tornadodestructionthe day after tomorrowlos angelesmovie triviamovie tributevfxvisual effectsspecial effectscollageweatherstormmonster tornado

1st July 2014

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because this song is getting really overplayed.

because this song is getting really overplayed.

Tagged: ruderude magicmagicwhy you gotta be so rudedwight schrutememefalsegalaxyastronomyoverplayedfunny

28th June 2014

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Tagged: inceptioninception memedom cobbrobert fischermemefunnythe muffin mando you know the muffin manmuffinsleonardo dicapriocillian murphy

12th June 2014

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Some pointless, yet interesting movie trivia.

Some pointless, yet interesting movie trivia.

Tagged: movie triviafa limulanfreda foh shendude where's my carchinese foodand thenand then?voice actressvoicedid you knowdisney

10th June 2014

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I don’t know if the ermahgerd girl meme is starting to get old or not, but I just had to make this.

I don’t know if the ermahgerd girl meme is starting to get old or not, but I just had to make this.

Tagged: ermahgerdermahgerd girlgersbermsfrozenolafprincess annaarendellesnowmando you wanna build a snowmanmemefunnyderpHERP DERPhurr durrhurr durr derpdisney

5th June 2014

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At this point, they should just rename the entire X-Men film series to “Wolverine and some other X-Men”.

At this point, they should just rename the entire X-Men film series to “Wolverine and some other X-Men”.

Tagged: wolverinex-menhugh jackmanx-men: days of future pastx-men origins: wolverinewolverine 3x-men: apocalypseloganjames howlett

3rd June 2014

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Am I the only one thinking this?

Am I the only one thinking this?

Tagged: annoyed picardstormhalle berryx-menx-men: days of future pastx-men 2x-men: the last standx-men unitedbaldingpatrick stewartmarvelbaldfunnymemehairhairstyleshort hairlong hairororo munroeprofessor xcharles xavier