You know that depressing feeling after you wake up from an amazing dream or when you're leaving the theater after watching a great fantasy/sci-fi film? Yeah, I'm a guy who feels that 24/7. I have a general dislike for reality. Sucker Punch lied. I tried exotic dancing to see if it would teleport me to an alternate reality. It didn't work. There's so much things about mundane existence (especially in today's modern society) that irritate me. I'm not a hipster, but I do relate to them on many levels. I'm a movie freak, art lover, aspiring animator, graphic designer/artist and writer, meme photo maker, movie visual nitpicker, graphic design commentator and astronomy lover. Here I get to rant and rave about what I love and what I hate.



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23rd August 2014

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Fili, Kili and The Chocolate Factory →

Hey, just wanted to announce that i’ve finally started posting Fili, Kili and The Chocolate Factory on FanFiction.net (Hallelujah, it’s finally happening).

Story details/faux poster- http://apollonui.deviantart.com/art/Fili-Kili-and-The-Chocolate-Factory-Poster-467098375

Hope you guys read and enjoy as I post a new chapter weekly!

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12th August 2014

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It really irritates me how oblivious some people on Oahu are. I have friends and family in Puna.

It really irritates me how oblivious some people on Oahu are. I have friends and family in Puna.

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7th August 2014

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We’re ready! Or at least I am anyways…

We’re ready! Or at least I am anyways…

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5th August 2014

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4th August 2014

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…jealous Arwen

…jealous Arwen

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1st August 2014

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According to Empire Magazine, there will still be boar riders (one of which will be Dain Ironfoot himself), and a variety of other spectacular things to look forward to.
http://richardarmitagecentral.co.uk/empire-magazine-september-2014-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-article/bofaempiremag6/

According to Empire Magazine, there will still be boar riders (one of which will be Dain Ironfoot himself), and a variety of other spectacular things to look forward to.

http://richardarmitagecentral.co.uk/empire-magazine-september-2014-hobbit-the-battle-of-the-five-armies-article/bofaempiremag6/

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15th July 2014

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Another Facebook pet peeve of mine…

Another Facebook pet peeve of mine…

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10th July 2014

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This summer’s been a busy one so far, but i’ve managed to finally get this poster done.
Fili, Kili and The Chocolate Factory
Genre: Humor/Adventure/Crack/Parody
Rating: T for some crude teen humor
Characters: Fili, Kili, Bilbo (clones), a whole bunch of OC parodies.
Wordcount: about 28,000
Synopsis: A parody of Roald Dahl’s novel (as well as both films). Set in a modern AU, Woody Wanker, the mysterious elf who owns Wanker Candies is allowing 5 kids to tour his factory with he himself as their guide. Kili (who is still a minor by dwarf standards) has stolen found a ticket and brings along Fili to accompany him. Shenanigans and chaos ensues as all that could go wrong, goes wrong and dark secrets about the factory are pulled into the light involving hundreds and hundreds of cloned Bilbos. Will Fili survive trying to keep his younger bro out of trouble? Or will he fall to the same curiosity and mischief as well?
I’m plan to start posting in August. I’m SURE the trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies should be out by then.

This summer’s been a busy one so far, but i’ve managed to finally get this poster done.

Fili, Kili and The Chocolate Factory

Genre: Humor/Adventure/Crack/Parody

Rating: T for some crude teen humor

Characters: Fili, Kili, Bilbo (clones), a whole bunch of OC parodies.

Wordcount: about 28,000

Synopsis: A parody of Roald Dahl’s novel (as well as both films). Set in a modern AU, Woody Wanker, the mysterious elf who owns Wanker Candies is allowing 5 kids to tour his factory with he himself as their guide. Kili (who is still a minor by dwarf standards) has stolen found a ticket and brings along Fili to accompany him. Shenanigans and chaos ensues as all that could go wrong, goes wrong and dark secrets about the factory are pulled into the light involving hundreds and hundreds of cloned Bilbos. Will Fili survive trying to keep his younger bro out of trouble? Or will he fall to the same curiosity and mischief as well?

I’m plan to start posting in August. I’m SURE the trailer for The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies should be out by then.

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9th July 2014

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Bipolar Arwen…

Bipolar Arwen…

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2nd July 2014

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They just keep getting bigger…

They just keep getting bigger…

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